But if the silence takes you
I hope it takes me too

she said run run run run run runnnn

something glorious is about to happpeeennnn.


So I was just sitting here, minding my own business when the phone rings.
Naturally, I answer it
And this story has no real meaning becasue it was just my mom wanting to know where my sister was.
I'm sorry for leading you on.
But I'm sure you're not sorry for leading her on.
And that is why hate is everywhere
and all of mankind is inherently evil
yeah, I've learned.
Haven't you?

We're starting Romeo and Juliet.
The tragic love story of 2 young lovers destined to die..
for eachother
isn't that sweet?
sounds pretty emo if you ask me
but whatever.

Pretttyyy muuchhhh.
I'm so bored
And I have to do my homework sometime soon
Even though I reaalllyy don't want to becasue school sucks
but oh welll
In civics all the new guy does is sleep, and every few minutes he tilts his head up towards me and says, huh? So I simply say, nothing, go back to sleep. And he slowly lowers his head back onto the desk.
How pleasant.

Come on bitch who's laughing now

ahhh schooool is so retarted I just want it to burn to the ground.
Is that really so bad? Becasue reallllyyy it would be awesome.
you cannot even deny that awesomenessssss.
But yeah
my weekend in London was interesting.
pretttyyy SWANk..Welllll some of it anyway
You know what is awesome?
That emo song
"I must be emo"
OH GOD
That will be in my head for days on end
I guarenteeeeeeee

"my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way"



hahahahhah veryyy niceee
welll that was another pointlessss post!
see ya laterrr FEG

your eyes tell a story

Well hi there you
how's it going?
wow
Wellllll it's finally Friday!
How I have been waiting patiently
But it comes slower every week
er, that makes me mad
Do I sound mad?
BITTER?
ahha thought so
but anywayssss
My weekend will be fun fun fun
going to london
to buy a bunch of junk
for CHRISTMAS
And I'll get my special friends a present if I know what to get them
If I find something JUST RIGHT
Then I will purchase it for them
woohoo
I love shopping
it is most defiantely fun
I will make a list of things I would like to purchase, although my grandmother will probably not let me have some of them until christmas
gr
1. cool looking jeans, the uber cool ones
2. A sweet scarf
3. skittles lipglosssss
4. cool looking belt
5. some swank boots
5. some tees, definately a new zeppelin one, my mother turned my old one YELLOW. And a kurt cobain shirt cuz he's so darn cute.
6. New phone, cuz mine right now is boring, I need colour!
7. A bright orange chair
8. LINGIRIE! ( BOYS LOOK AWAY!)
haha..no..maybe jsut some HOT bras and panties!
9. some cds...coheed and cambria, alice in chains(self titled albumm), ovbiousssllyyy bloc party, ohh sliver[nirvana]
10. A new music device, I pod maybeeee or jsut a normal mp3, whatever
11. A geeetarrr [which I think my dad is getting me]
12. some jewelery, swank necklaces cuz I love ittttt
13. there was one thing I wanted, but I can't remember what it WAS!
14. CANDYYYYYY
15. other junk that I will find on my way through that LARGE mall that I will just have to have because we are all trend whores and need something of material to make us happy

RIGHTO

I hate you because you're beautiful
<3

I can tell you're having trouble breathing

er.
um.
k?
So I'm officially ungrounded.
Now would be your que to say "YAY Melissa I'm so happy for you!"
But you probably won't
because you have no soul
The devil ate it, didn't he?
I'm sure he enjoyed every last bit of it.

But anyway
my day was normal
except...
I was abducted by aliens
they took me to mars, in a matter of seconds I was naked on a cold table
And they were trying to take my, uh, LIVER!
Bu dum CH!
I'm no Kris knowles, so maybe I can't pull that one off?
Oh wellllll maybe next time
I have no clever remarks to share with you.
I'm sorry
It hurts me too
don't cry?
I have to help Craig now, and I am happy to
SMILE
:)

See you later, you looosssseeerrrrs
that I love of course

<3

if the silence takes you I hope it takes me toooooo

mhm
should I just go now?
Like, really?
Now
how bout now
FRIG!!!!!!@@@@@@!@#!@#!@$!#$@$^%#$%^T
What if I combust?
then what?
Will you put me out?
Pleeeaaaassseee?
okay
fine
I don't care
let me burn
you mothers
of the...fuckers...
gr
being grounded blows
and alex is leaving to go to Georgia tomorrow to leave me and Zena in the dust.
NICE!
Oh well I hope she has a lovely time.
I will miss her dearly.
I reallllyyy stilll want to see harry potter
and if I don't get it soon
I can guarentee
I will not be a happy camper
urg
URG
this is what you get. Do you like it?





Didn't think so.
Look how bitter I have become these last few days.
Next thing you know I'm gonna go to school with a chainsaw.
hah..just kidding
I don't wanna freak you out now.
But whatever.
I have styrofoam for an english project.
it's the base.
What have I come to?
ahem
on the weekend i have to go to London, and go shopping with my grandmother. It will be grand. Every year I have to go shopping with her to tell her what I want for christmas. So I know what I'm getting. I jsut anticipate recieving it. It's quite fun. Better than her buying me something I will hate. So I like it like this better.
mhmmmmmm.
Welllll I'm pretty mcuh done bitching at you now.

Farewell

<3

Day 5

That's right
it is now day 5 of my grounding.
shouldn't I just end my misery?
urghh
But, as soon as I am ungrounded I am going straight to the movies
to see none other than Harry Potter
I know
I'm a loser
and I don't even CARE if no one goes with me
because it is yesterdays news and everyone but moi has seen it
I'll go by myself if I have to
But I have heard it is so good some people are itching to see it again
woohoo
NERRRDDDD
So today was my family christmas
now that I am 15, a "teenager" that will one day get married and have a family
I get dishes for christmas
just the girls
and thats what I will get
for the next 15 years
dishes
DISHES
I would rather have something that is useful to me now
not in 15 years
urghh
oh well
for the past 2 years i have recieved an empty box
with a card inside saying
"your place setting was not availabel, but will be ordered asap"
mmhmmmmm
it really excites me knowing what I will be receiving for christmas...
for the next 15 years of my life

woop dee dooooooo
Do I seem bitter?
I seem bitter.
Thats what happens when you are baracaded inside your bedroom for almost the entire weekend without any outside contact.

I feel so alienated

When you said tulips I knew that you were mine

AH Hello there you!
Well my saturday thus far has been uneventful, due to my dad being a complete and utter prick!
WOOHOOO!
You know how it is.
Being a teenager sucks.
And my dad always pokes fun at the situation.
"All teenagers think that they know EVERYTHING"
No.
My dad thinks he knows everything.
But he doesn't
So he can piss off.

Anywho
Last night I watched a rather interesting show about John Lennon's killer.
I heart John Lennon.
And How could someone kill him?
Apparently David chapman thought of him as a phony adult.
Just like in his favourite book the catcher in the rye.
They were the phony adults, and he was Holden.
How much more psyco can you get?
And how is Lennon a phony adult?
He was great.
This Chapman guy waited outside Lennon's home for days, and a few hours before killing him, got his autograph and even met his SON!
How could he kill him and leave behind a fatherless child?
And after he shot him he felt no remorse.
And now everyone hates him for killing someone that was legendary.
I hate him.
That's COLD
It's the 25th anniversary of Lennon's death on December 8th.











John Lennon <3




I think I am going to rent a movie today and enjoy being GROUNDED!
YEs...

laterrr
<3

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I know eh, he's hard to resist. But what nerd isn't?

I know

I'm a nerd. But that's really okay.
Because tonight I really want to see harry potter, but I happen to be grounded.
Come onnnn it's opening night and my friends are depending on me to be there.
So REALLLYYYY it's only fair.
My dad is bitch. He makes my life miserable.
So he can have a laugh with his drinking pals.
pffftt*
suck it
AHHHH I'm frustrated.
Lord of the flies is pretty gruesome.
In the movie, innocent children die.
At the fault of other children that aren't so innocent.
gr.

Would you like to hear WHY I am grounded?
Of course you would.
Talking back
haha I knowww right
but my dad was bashing me and calling me stupid
Because my marks are the following:
spanish-93
careers-91
english-81
math-65
average-81

I'm an idiot?
Yes, according to my dad
So I said "I'm sorry I'm not perfect like you"
That was a mistake.
I got kicked out from the dinner table and had to spend the rest of my night frollicking in my room. That was my Wednesday all to hell.
And now we don't talk becasue I refuse to talk to pricks as himself.
And yeah, he is the biggest jerk I know at this moment in time...

But did anyone watch the OC last night?
Cool

I like this picture.
It's pretty.



<3

farewelllllll

I depend on arctic snow

All the kids are staying fat.
AHHHHHH!
Craig is nagging me to blog.
So I though...okay, I'll blog.
But not about anything too cool.
That could blow your mind.
I'll save that for myself.
In my head.
I like it better there.



Look! BLOC PARTY! ^^^

ALL THE KIDS ARE STAYING FAT!

<3>

Cast a shadow over every soul I replace

I love love love loud music and chocolate. Though I put a limit.
Only the chocolate part.
The bayside mall is so empty sometimes, that is makes me feel full.
And overpopulated with freckles.
Or sun damage.
I'm terrified of seeing saw 2, even though I will probably see it within the next week.
I got my ears double peirced last night, and I am addicted to cleaning them.
When the earring went in, the pain almost felt good.
I know, that's weird.
I am self concious about my legs.
And my feet.
Feet are gross and ugly.
So shouldn't you be self concious about yours too?
When I lay in my bed before I fall alseep I can hear silence.
But really, how can you hear silence, when silence is nothing.
Silence has ringing in the background.
Kind of annoys me.
I love love love running aimlessly, until I reach my breaking point.
Running into the sky.
Galore. <3

Stop cooking with cheese!

I love the sound of Jeffrey Sivell's refridgerator. Me and Zena sometimes sit in front of it and listen to it...the sound makes my ears smile. It goes.. "ERRRRRGGGGGHHHRERRRRRRRREEEEERRRRRRRRRRERERGGHHHHHHH!"
And so on. But I shant continue.

I can hear you smiling.
I can feel your footsteps.
I can taste your breathing.
I can touch your paint splattering on empty canvas.


Pretty much it's all the same inside.
I miss summer and the warmthhhhhh.
I miss wearing shorts and t-shirts and basking in sunlight. Don't you miss it all?
I do.
Winter sucks.
It's cold and blistery.
And my lips get chapped.
That doesn't work for me.
So I had an exam today in careers, and let me tell you I kicked the crap out of it. It doesn't even know what hit it. I killed it. That is right.

It is Nicole's 15'th birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Well i have nothing interesting left to say. So I'll leave you here to glow in your self-ritchousness.

<3

Melissa wants...

Melissa wants to be a model.
There’s just one small problem—Melissa thinks she’s pregnant.
Melissa wants your hot dogs.
Melissa wants to do 9 things.
What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex.
Melissa wants a Los Angeles Superior Court judge.
Melissa wants to drink iced while sitting on top of a horse in the middle of an arctic rainbow.
Melissa doesn't want to hear that.
Melissa wants her hair done, Howard awkwardly changes the
subject as he works on her hair. "I thought we had something going," he implores.
Melissa's wants to help keep you healthy.
It's the Melissa virus, but even worse.
Melissa really wants to Kayak- its the one athletic thing she can do better than
Meghan! ... Click here for more details or to purchase this item.
The children helped Melissa accept what had happened.
Melissa wants to study English education and music at college.
My friend wants to help Melissa and offer her support so that she can come out.
Rob Wants To Rock With Melissa.
Roy declares firmly that he wants no romantic involvement with Melissa, Bobbie
replies that Melissa wants to be much more than friends with him.
Melissa, do you want to leave here?
Melissa wants to be treated like a regular kid.
Melissa wants to learn how to create new drugs.
Melissa wants in your face confrontation with as much emotion and crying as possible.
They all want to kill me. Oh, Melissa, your hair is so amazing, shut up. Yeah, fine.
But washing it and wearing a bun when it doesn’t fall right and flat.



That was too much fun. Thankyou google.

She saiiiidddd I'm gonnna use my teeeth and my claawsss

<3

Has anyone else here noticed?

Have you noticed?
Have you seen it!
I have, I don't like it.
Everyone now a days is a vegetarian.
What a trend.
Boycotting meat and proteins.
Because it makes you cool, right?
Or wrong.
So I eat it in their face.
I happen to like hamburgers.
And Other things that were once living.
Flesh is healthy.
And fish don't have feelings.
But I don't like fish, it's icky.
And things that swim creep me out.
But I swim.
But people swimming don't creep me out.
I'm really bad at math, and I might get a tutor if my mark continues to drop.
But I don't mind, my math teacher can't teach at all.
He isn't very bright.And besides, he's a business teacher.
Wow our school cheaps out.
I love to love.
I hate when people hate, it's not very nice.
But I can't stop them.
I hate but don't want to, maybe I just passionately dislike.
I really like phones. They make me feel whole.
And the sound of the dryer going is quite soothing.
How about I jsut make a list of nice sounds!

1. The dryer
2. Many people talking all at once amongst themselves
3. complete and utter silence
4. music
5. his voice
6. clicking pens
7. cars driving by at crazy speeds at 4 o clock in the morning
8. humming
9. doors closing
10. snapping
11. whistling
12. blinds going up, or down
13. when you say the word comfortable
14. rock
15. paper scrunching
    
16. pens scratching
17. keys dangling
18. ringing
19. glasses clinking
20. laughter

That's pretty much it.
I need a cool layout. To make you more intrigued.
I love no parking zone.
And Mr. Shepard.
You would get it if your name was Alex Smale. :)

Adiosssssss <3

HELLO

Melissa and Craig reporting. We have important news to share with the world wide web. Dutchie is reporting live from room 103.
*in australian accent*
"We have some out of control action. Wake up Molly. It's time for school. Wake up Molly, it's time to get ready for work. Wake up please. I do not have time for this junk. MASTER!"

Over and out

Craig and Mell here again. Room 103 has just exploded. Now we have to go report to our original classroom. Farewell, and goodluck.


Love mell and Craig <3

Ring the doorbell and run away

That's always fun. Like tonight, me and Zena went awesomely crazy running around the neighborhood knocking on doors and running away. Our main target is old people. They tend to NOT chase you down the street. And the..larger people..they are easy targets as well. Laziness overcomes all. And besides, I'm sure they would rather eat.

Weapon of coice...is..a slinky!
I could jsut smack you in the face with it and you'd be all, what and I'd be all, OH yea! And then you would just be totally lost in your own little world, not understanding why you have been struck by a slinky.

Here's something fun! Tell me what these quotes are from.If you guess correct...I will, give you a hug? MAYBE even candy!

"Look out you are about to be struck by a vehicle."
"But I was too busy ordering my twisty cone"
"And his shoes came off."
"I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion."



GOOD LUCK



you're just as boring as everyone else. <3

He said

you're just as boring as everyone else
when you talk and you moan and you squack and you squeal

you're just as boring as everyone else
nothing ever happens

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Welllll what a pleasant surprise!
Fancy meeting you here..do you not agree?

Well my day was pretty interesting if I do say so myself.
Got to miss my afternoon classes to see a midsummer nights dream. Definately a good deal.

[play it coooool boy]

ONWARD!

she said I'm gonna use my teeth and my claws
she said I'm gonna use my teeth and my claws
she said I'm gonna use my teeth and my breasts
I'm gonna make something happen.


That's pretty much it.
I'll be back.







something glorious is about to happen.

Woah! Lets all have multiple wives!

Polygamy is pretty damn cool, do you not agree with me? I heard about this judge that got fired becasue he took part in polygamy. But wouldn't you feel like such a pimp having like...30 wives, and they're having all your kids. But..wow that's jsut psyco! I would love sharing my man with 30 other chicks..hahahah FUCK THAT!


There is no more room for you.

Well Well Well

I am most definately enjoying these comments. I would LOVE to find my soulmate through astronomical facts, and over the internet. Maybe I'll meet a great guy who says he is 16, but when I meet him he is 40 and stuffs me into his trunk, only to take me to a faraway land, and kill me. That would be a fun time.
Please tell me you recognized the sarcasm.

*Falls off of chair*

But yes, the comments from Craig make my ego grow.
And soulmates don't exist, do they? I would love to find out more about that.

But here's a rant for you!

So I'm all prepared to do my carpe diem speech, and BAM my english teacher is sick, therefore, Mr. Alexander (the old one) taught us instead. I was outraged! My heart sank. Not that Mr. Alexander is a bad guy, he's a nutcase, and my oh my don't we love him to bits. It's just, I really wanted to be done with speech.
That was a crappy rant, I'm so ahsamed.
I need to get pissed off in order to be inspired.

I best be off, farewell...

colour

coordination.
Um, yeah.

So I'm bored, even though I have homework that I am working on furiously. At least, that's what my mom thinks. Oh aren't I bad. I'll just avoid lord of the flies as long as I can. I don't want to read on about Piggy's death. He might be fat but he's the smartest one on the island and he should be cheif and get the conch. You most likely have no clue what I'm talking about.
That's okay though.
I kind of want it to rain. I like to watch it. Water is cool. Except when it's drowning you. Then it's not so cool.
I saw this thing on t.v, and these people went camping, and their kid was eaten by a massive anaconda. Can you imagine...how did your son die? Well this huge anaconda swallowed him whole. That's too bad...
Pretty much.

This is an inhospitable enviroment.

Stop hitting yourself

Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.

Come on buddy fight me..

Maybe if I write it in bold you'll hear me.

Come on buddy, fight me.

Morningggg

isn't it weird how it's bright at 7 am? Ususally it's still pitch black, but due to the time change, it's light! oh god, I don't like it. Too much effort.


So this is meee and kool aid. One night..when I was bored. We had some fun. And that other thing is a strange japanese man my sister loves. Well I best be off.

Adios

This is what I like to call...ME ALEX AND ZENA! We're pretty cool cats. I'd show you the other pictures, but they're a bit frisky for something that can be seen publically.

I bid you farewell

The story of the frog

There was a sweet little frog. He loved life, and loved his friends. The frog was happy, until cancer struck. He became cranky and spiteful. He had suicidal tendancies, and enjoyed the melody of songs about death. He had lucious hair, but the wrath of chemotherapy caused his dark hair, to fall out in large chunks. This caused more havok inside his brain. He was deeply upset, and was tempted to commit suicide. But his friends told him, it will come back, all in time dear bald friend.
The end.


That was my story. Quite a tearjerker, huh?

Helloooooo

Well this is new. Hi I'm mel, or mell, or melissa, whatever. I have nothing to say right now, except humans suck. I wish I was an alien, then I wouldn't hate my own kind, I think...