Ring the doorbell and run away
That's always fun. Like tonight, me and Zena went awesomely crazy running around the neighborhood knocking on doors and running away. Our main target is old people. They tend to NOT chase you down the street. And the..larger people..they are easy targets as well. Laziness overcomes all. And besides, I'm sure they would rather eat.
Weapon of coice...is..a slinky!
I could jsut smack you in the face with it and you'd be all, what and I'd be all, OH yea! And then you would just be totally lost in your own little world, not understanding why you have been struck by a slinky.
Here's something fun! Tell me what these quotes are from.If you guess correct...I will, give you a hug? MAYBE even candy!
"Look out you are about to be struck by a vehicle."
"But I was too busy ordering my twisty cone"
"And his shoes came off."
"I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion."
GOOD LUCK
you're just as boring as everyone else. <3


2 Comments:
hahah rod is posting again!!!!
i think you said all of those quotes....either way im getting a hug and candy!!!!!!
no I did not...the answer is Dane Cook. GOSH Craig, I thought at least you would know!
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