Has anyone else here noticed?

Have you noticed?
Have you seen it!
I have, I don't like it.
Everyone now a days is a vegetarian.
What a trend.
Boycotting meat and proteins.
Because it makes you cool, right?
Or wrong.
So I eat it in their face.
I happen to like hamburgers.
And Other things that were once living.
Flesh is healthy.
And fish don't have feelings.
But I don't like fish, it's icky.
And things that swim creep me out.
But I swim.
But people swimming don't creep me out.
I'm really bad at math, and I might get a tutor if my mark continues to drop.
But I don't mind, my math teacher can't teach at all.
He isn't very bright.And besides, he's a business teacher.
Wow our school cheaps out.
I love to love.
I hate when people hate, it's not very nice.
But I can't stop them.
I hate but don't want to, maybe I just passionately dislike.
I really like phones. They make me feel whole.
And the sound of the dryer going is quite soothing.
How about I jsut make a list of nice sounds!

1. The dryer
2. Many people talking all at once amongst themselves
3. complete and utter silence
4. music
5. his voice
6. clicking pens
7. cars driving by at crazy speeds at 4 o clock in the morning
8. humming
9. doors closing
10. snapping
11. whistling
12. blinds going up, or down
13. when you say the word comfortable
14. rock
15. paper scrunching
    
16. pens scratching
17. keys dangling
18. ringing
19. glasses clinking
20. laughter

That's pretty much it.
I need a cool layout. To make you more intrigued.
I love no parking zone.
And Mr. Shepard.
You would get it if your name was Alex Smale. :)

Adiosssssss <3