I can tell you're having trouble breathing

er.
um.
k?
So I'm officially ungrounded.
Now would be your que to say "YAY Melissa I'm so happy for you!"
But you probably won't
because you have no soul
The devil ate it, didn't he?
I'm sure he enjoyed every last bit of it.

But anyway
my day was normal
except...
I was abducted by aliens
they took me to mars, in a matter of seconds I was naked on a cold table
And they were trying to take my, uh, LIVER!
Bu dum CH!
I'm no Kris knowles, so maybe I can't pull that one off?
Oh wellllll maybe next time
I have no clever remarks to share with you.
I'm sorry
It hurts me too
don't cry?
I have to help Craig now, and I am happy to
SMILE
:)

See you later, you looosssseeerrrrs
that I love of course

<3